Kitty

Kitty

 

The following is a edited copy of a very funny list from digital dreamdoor  about why cats are so great, and men, not so much.  I have combined it with another funny list from xmission.com.

1. A cat matures as it grows older.

2. A cat always comes in SOBER after being out all night.

3. When a cat goes to the toilet she tries not to leave a trace.

4. You can put a bell around a cat’s neck so you know exactly where she is.

5. If you stroke a cat she won’t leap on you for sex.

6. You don’t mind that much if a cat brings a bird home every night. 

7. Cats never pretend they know how to fix the video.

8. Cats don’t care what size your boobs are.

9. Cats don’t care if you gained 5 lbs. or you have wrinkles.

10. Cats can be neutered if they stray.

11. It’s okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.

12. If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.

13. You never have to spend time with your cat’s mother.

14. Better chance of training a cat.

15. Cats are cute.

16. A cat is never late for dinner.

17. You’ll never get a call from you cat’s ex-wife.

18. A cat would never leave you for a younger woman.

19. Cats treat your mom with respect.

20. Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself.

21. It is legal in all states to neuter a cat.

22. Cats comfort you when you are sick.23. When a cat sleeps all day it’s natural, not annoying. 

 24. They’ll both stand outside your door and whine, but the cat will stop when it gets in.

Thats it. 
 

 

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