Obligatory Thanksgiving joke

Funny quotes:

  • You have two ears and one mouth. It is best to use them in that proportion. – anonymous
  • Don’t offer me advice. Give me money. – Spanish proverb
  • Forgive your enemies whenever you can. But always remember their names. – Anonymous
  • It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law. – Chinese proverb
  • Be nice to your children – they’ll be choosing the old folks’ home. – Anonymous
  • Experience is something you get just after you need it. – Anonymous
  • When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby. – African proverb, Nigeria
  • A cask of wine will work more miracles than a church full of saints. – Italian proverb (who else?)
  • Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river. – Haitian proverb
  • He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. – Anonymous

 

 

 

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